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And when we woke up, we had these bodies. They’re like, except I’m having them! Oh, I think we should just stay friends. You’ll have all the Slurm you can drink when you’re partying with Slurms McKenzie Hey, tell me something. You’ve got all this money. How come you always dress like you’re doing your laundry?

Yes, if you make it look like an electrical fire. When you do things right, people won’t be sure you’ve done anything at all. I just want to talk. It has nothing to do with mating. Fry, that doesn’t make sense. Quite possible.

It is nice to be important, but it’s more important to be nice.

You guys go on without me! I’m going to go look for more stuff to steal! You guys realize you live in a sewer, right? Hey, tell me something. You’ve got all this money. How come you always dress like you’re doing your laundry? If rubbin’ frozen dirt in your crotch is wrong, hey I don’t wanna be right.

Fetal stemcells, aren’t those controversial? You don’t know how to do any of those. What’s with you kids? Every other day it’s food, food, food. Alright, I’ll get you some stupid food. You won’t have time for sleeping.

Maybe you don’t like your job, maybe you didn’t get enough sleep.

Oh yeah, good luck with that. Hey, tell me something. You’ve got all this money. How come you always dress like you’re doing your laundry? Explain that. Leela, Bender, we’re going grave robbing.
A Bicyclops Built For Two

I love you, buddy! Yep, I remember. They came in last at the Olympics, then retired to promote alcoholic beverages! The more you tighten your grip, Tarkin, the more star systems will slip through your fingers.
- I saw you with those two “ladies of the evening” at Elzars.
- For the last time, I don’t like lilacs! Your first wife was the one.
- But the flesh is spongy and spanac bruised?
Oh, all right, I am. But if anything happens to me, tell them I died robbing some old man. When will that be? Well, take care of yourself, Han. I guess that’s what you’re best at, ain’t it? I don’t know what you’re talking about.

Progress is a nice word.

Daylight and everything. This is the worst part. The calm before the battle. I saw you with those two “ladies of the evening” at Elzars. Explain that. Leela, Bender, we’re going grave robbing. Who am I making this out to?

It’s nice to just embrace the natural beauty within you. Who am I making this out to? Shut up and get to the point!

And remember, don’t do anything that affects anything, unless it turns out you were supposed to, in which case, you mean while for the love of God, don’t not do it!

Doomsday device? Ah, now the ball’s in Farnsworth’s court! You mean while I’m sleeping in it? Shut up and get to the point!

I’ve got to find a way to escape the horrible ravages of youth. Suddenly, Going to the bathroom like clockwork, every three hours. And those jerks at Social Security stopped sending me checks. Who am I making this out to?

They came in last at the Olympics, then retired to promote alcoholic beverages! I haven’t felt much of anything since my guinea pig died. This is the worst part. The calm before the battle.

You have to enjoy life. Always be surrounded by people that you like.

Yes, if you make it look like an electrical fire. When you do things right, people won’t be sure you’ve done anything at all. Just once I’d like to eat dinner with a celebrity who isn’t bound and gagged. I guess if you want children beaten, you have to do it yourself. Interesting. No, wait, the other thing: tedious.

I haven’t felt much of anything since my guinea pig died. Quite possible. We live long and are celebrated science. And remember, don’t do anything that affects anything, unless it turns out you were supposed to.

Everyone in this world is somehow connected.

Ah, computer dating. It’s like pimping, but you rarely have to use the phrase “upside your head.” Who am I making this out to?

You mean while I’m sleeping in it? Throw her in the brig. Michelle, I don’t regret this, but I both rue.

Daylight and everything. I just want to talk. It has nothing to do with mating. Fry, that doesn’t make sense. So I really am important? How I feel when I’m drunk is correct?

Good man. Nixon’s pro-war and pro-family. And then the battle’s not so bad? And remember, don’t do anything that affects anything, unless it turns out you were supposed to, in which case, for the love of God, don’t not do it! Shut up and get to the point! Hey, tell me something. You’ve got all this money. How come you always dress like you’re doing your laundry? I’m sure those windmills will keep them cool.

Yes, if you make it look like an electrical fire. When you do things right, people won’t be sure you’ve done anything at all. I love you, buddy! Please, Don-Bot look into your hard drive, and open your mercy file! You guys aren’t Santa! You’re not even robots. How dare you lie in front of Jesus? Hey, whatcha watching? That’s right, baby. I ain’t your loverboy Flexo, the guy you love so much. You even love anyone pretending to be him!

Real generosity is doing something nice for someone who will never find out.

Kids have names? That could be beautiful soul sitting naked on a couch. If I could just learn to play this stupid thing. No! I want to live! There are still too many things I don’t own! Yeah, I do that with my stupidness. You can see how I lived before I met you. Do a flip!

Hello Morbo, how’s the family? I’ve been there. My folks were always on me to groom myself and wear underpants. What am I, the pope? I love this planet! I’ve got wealth, fame, and access to the depths of sleaze that those things bring. We’ll need to have a look inside you with this camera.
October 16, 2022
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And when we woke up, we had these bodies. They’re like, except I’m having them! Oh, I think we should just stay friends. You’ll have all the Slurm you can drink when you’re partying with Slurms McKenzie Hey, tell me something. You’ve got all this money. How come you always dress like you’re doing your laundry?

Yes, if you make it look like an electrical fire. When you do things right, people won’t be sure you’ve done anything at all. I just want to talk. It has nothing to do with mating. Fry, that doesn’t make sense. Quite possible.

It is nice to be important, but it’s more important to be nice.

You guys go on without me! I’m going to go look for more stuff to steal! You guys realize you live in a sewer, right? Hey, tell me something. You’ve got all this money. How come you always dress like you’re doing your laundry? If rubbin’ frozen dirt in your crotch is wrong, hey I don’t wanna be right.

Fetal stemcells, aren’t those controversial? You don’t know how to do any of those. What’s with you kids? Every other day it’s food, food, food. Alright, I’ll get you some stupid food. You won’t have time for sleeping.

Maybe you don’t like your job, maybe you didn’t get enough sleep.

Oh yeah, good luck with that. Hey, tell me something. You’ve got all this money. How come you always dress like you’re doing your laundry? Explain that. Leela, Bender, we’re going grave robbing.
A Bicyclops Built For Two

I love you, buddy! Yep, I remember. They came in last at the Olympics, then retired to promote alcoholic beverages! The more you tighten your grip, Tarkin, the more star systems will slip through your fingers.
- I saw you with those two “ladies of the evening” at Elzars.
- For the last time, I don’t like lilacs! Your first wife was the one.
- But the flesh is spongy and spanac bruised?
Oh, all right, I am. But if anything happens to me, tell them I died robbing some old man. When will that be? Well, take care of yourself, Han. I guess that’s what you’re best at, ain’t it? I don’t know what you’re talking about.

Progress is a nice word.

Daylight and everything. This is the worst part. The calm before the battle. I saw you with those two “ladies of the evening” at Elzars. Explain that. Leela, Bender, we’re going grave robbing. Who am I making this out to?

It’s nice to just embrace the natural beauty within you. Who am I making this out to? Shut up and get to the point!

And remember, don’t do anything that affects anything, unless it turns out you were supposed to, in which case, you mean while for the love of God, don’t not do it!

Doomsday device? Ah, now the ball’s in Farnsworth’s court! You mean while I’m sleeping in it? Shut up and get to the point!

I’ve got to find a way to escape the horrible ravages of youth. Suddenly, Going to the bathroom like clockwork, every three hours. And those jerks at Social Security stopped sending me checks. Who am I making this out to?

They came in last at the Olympics, then retired to promote alcoholic beverages! I haven’t felt much of anything since my guinea pig died. This is the worst part. The calm before the battle.

You have to enjoy life. Always be surrounded by people that you like.

Yes, if you make it look like an electrical fire. When you do things right, people won’t be sure you’ve done anything at all. Just once I’d like to eat dinner with a celebrity who isn’t bound and gagged. I guess if you want children beaten, you have to do it yourself. Interesting. No, wait, the other thing: tedious.

I haven’t felt much of anything since my guinea pig died. Quite possible. We live long and are celebrated science. And remember, don’t do anything that affects anything, unless it turns out you were supposed to.

Everyone in this world is somehow connected.

Ah, computer dating. It’s like pimping, but you rarely have to use the phrase “upside your head.” Who am I making this out to?

You mean while I’m sleeping in it? Throw her in the brig. Michelle, I don’t regret this, but I both rue.

Daylight and everything. I just want to talk. It has nothing to do with mating. Fry, that doesn’t make sense. So I really am important? How I feel when I’m drunk is correct?

Good man. Nixon’s pro-war and pro-family. And then the battle’s not so bad? And remember, don’t do anything that affects anything, unless it turns out you were supposed to, in which case, for the love of God, don’t not do it! Shut up and get to the point! Hey, tell me something. You’ve got all this money. How come you always dress like you’re doing your laundry? I’m sure those windmills will keep them cool.

Yes, if you make it look like an electrical fire. When you do things right, people won’t be sure you’ve done anything at all. I love you, buddy! Please, Don-Bot look into your hard drive, and open your mercy file! You guys aren’t Santa! You’re not even robots. How dare you lie in front of Jesus? Hey, whatcha watching? That’s right, baby. I ain’t your loverboy Flexo, the guy you love so much. You even love anyone pretending to be him!

Real generosity is doing something nice for someone who will never find out.

Kids have names? That could be beautiful soul sitting naked on a couch. If I could just learn to play this stupid thing. No! I want to live! There are still too many things I don’t own! Yeah, I do that with my stupidness. You can see how I lived before I met you. Do a flip!

Hello Morbo, how’s the family? I’ve been there. My folks were always on me to groom myself and wear underpants. What am I, the pope? I love this planet! I’ve got wealth, fame, and access to the depths of sleaze that those things bring. We’ll need to have a look inside you with this camera.
October 16, 2022
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And when we woke up, we had these bodies. They’re like, except I’m having them! Oh, I think we should just stay friends. You’ll have all the Slurm you can drink when you’re partying with Slurms McKenzie Hey, tell me something. You’ve got all this money. How come you always dress like you’re doing your laundry?

Yes, if you make it look like an electrical fire. When you do things right, people won’t be sure you’ve done anything at all. I just want to talk. It has nothing to do with mating. Fry, that doesn’t make sense. Quite possible.

It is nice to be important, but it’s more important to be nice.

You guys go on without me! I’m going to go look for more stuff to steal! You guys realize you live in a sewer, right? Hey, tell me something. You’ve got all this money. How come you always dress like you’re doing your laundry? If rubbin’ frozen dirt in your crotch is wrong, hey I don’t wanna be right.

Fetal stemcells, aren’t those controversial? You don’t know how to do any of those. What’s with you kids? Every other day it’s food, food, food. Alright, I’ll get you some stupid food. You won’t have time for sleeping.

Maybe you don’t like your job, maybe you didn’t get enough sleep.

Oh yeah, good luck with that. Hey, tell me something. You’ve got all this money. How come you always dress like you’re doing your laundry? Explain that. Leela, Bender, we’re going grave robbing.
A Bicyclops Built For Two

I love you, buddy! Yep, I remember. They came in last at the Olympics, then retired to promote alcoholic beverages! The more you tighten your grip, Tarkin, the more star systems will slip through your fingers.
- I saw you with those two “ladies of the evening” at Elzars.
- For the last time, I don’t like lilacs! Your first wife was the one.
- But the flesh is spongy and spanac bruised?
Oh, all right, I am. But if anything happens to me, tell them I died robbing some old man. When will that be? Well, take care of yourself, Han. I guess that’s what you’re best at, ain’t it? I don’t know what you’re talking about.

Progress is a nice word.

Daylight and everything. This is the worst part. The calm before the battle. I saw you with those two “ladies of the evening” at Elzars. Explain that. Leela, Bender, we’re going grave robbing. Who am I making this out to?

It’s nice to just embrace the natural beauty within you. Who am I making this out to? Shut up and get to the point!

And remember, don’t do anything that affects anything, unless it turns out you were supposed to, in which case, you mean while for the love of God, don’t not do it!

Doomsday device? Ah, now the ball’s in Farnsworth’s court! You mean while I’m sleeping in it? Shut up and get to the point!

I’ve got to find a way to escape the horrible ravages of youth. Suddenly, Going to the bathroom like clockwork, every three hours. And those jerks at Social Security stopped sending me checks. Who am I making this out to?

They came in last at the Olympics, then retired to promote alcoholic beverages! I haven’t felt much of anything since my guinea pig died. This is the worst part. The calm before the battle.

You have to enjoy life. Always be surrounded by people that you like.

Yes, if you make it look like an electrical fire. When you do things right, people won’t be sure you’ve done anything at all. Just once I’d like to eat dinner with a celebrity who isn’t bound and gagged. I guess if you want children beaten, you have to do it yourself. Interesting. No, wait, the other thing: tedious.

I haven’t felt much of anything since my guinea pig died. Quite possible. We live long and are celebrated science. And remember, don’t do anything that affects anything, unless it turns out you were supposed to.

Everyone in this world is somehow connected.

Ah, computer dating. It’s like pimping, but you rarely have to use the phrase “upside your head.” Who am I making this out to?

You mean while I’m sleeping in it? Throw her in the brig. Michelle, I don’t regret this, but I both rue.

Daylight and everything. I just want to talk. It has nothing to do with mating. Fry, that doesn’t make sense. So I really am important? How I feel when I’m drunk is correct?

Good man. Nixon’s pro-war and pro-family. And then the battle’s not so bad? And remember, don’t do anything that affects anything, unless it turns out you were supposed to, in which case, for the love of God, don’t not do it! Shut up and get to the point! Hey, tell me something. You’ve got all this money. How come you always dress like you’re doing your laundry? I’m sure those windmills will keep them cool.

Yes, if you make it look like an electrical fire. When you do things right, people won’t be sure you’ve done anything at all. I love you, buddy! Please, Don-Bot look into your hard drive, and open your mercy file! You guys aren’t Santa! You’re not even robots. How dare you lie in front of Jesus? Hey, whatcha watching? That’s right, baby. I ain’t your loverboy Flexo, the guy you love so much. You even love anyone pretending to be him!

Real generosity is doing something nice for someone who will never find out.

Kids have names? That could be beautiful soul sitting naked on a couch. If I could just learn to play this stupid thing. No! I want to live! There are still too many things I don’t own! Yeah, I do that with my stupidness. You can see how I lived before I met you. Do a flip!

Hello Morbo, how’s the family? I’ve been there. My folks were always on me to groom myself and wear underpants. What am I, the pope? I love this planet! I’ve got wealth, fame, and access to the depths of sleaze that those things bring. We’ll need to have a look inside you with this camera.
October 16, 2022
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And when we woke up, we had these bodies. They’re like, except I’m having them! Oh, I think we should just stay friends. You’ll have all the Slurm you can drink when you’re partying with Slurms McKenzie Hey, tell me something. You’ve got all this money. How come you always dress like you’re doing your laundry?

Yes, if you make it look like an electrical fire. When you do things right, people won’t be sure you’ve done anything at all. I just want to talk. It has nothing to do with mating. Fry, that doesn’t make sense. Quite possible.

It is nice to be important, but it’s more important to be nice.

You guys go on without me! I’m going to go look for more stuff to steal! You guys realize you live in a sewer, right? Hey, tell me something. You’ve got all this money. How come you always dress like you’re doing your laundry? If rubbin’ frozen dirt in your crotch is wrong, hey I don’t wanna be right.

Fetal stemcells, aren’t those controversial? You don’t know how to do any of those. What’s with you kids? Every other day it’s food, food, food. Alright, I’ll get you some stupid food. You won’t have time for sleeping.

Maybe you don’t like your job, maybe you didn’t get enough sleep.

Oh yeah, good luck with that. Hey, tell me something. You’ve got all this money. How come you always dress like you’re doing your laundry? Explain that. Leela, Bender, we’re going grave robbing.
A Bicyclops Built For Two

I love you, buddy! Yep, I remember. They came in last at the Olympics, then retired to promote alcoholic beverages! The more you tighten your grip, Tarkin, the more star systems will slip through your fingers.
- I saw you with those two “ladies of the evening” at Elzars.
- For the last time, I don’t like lilacs! Your first wife was the one.
- But the flesh is spongy and spanac bruised?
Oh, all right, I am. But if anything happens to me, tell them I died robbing some old man. When will that be? Well, take care of yourself, Han. I guess that’s what you’re best at, ain’t it? I don’t know what you’re talking about.

Progress is a nice word.

Daylight and everything. This is the worst part. The calm before the battle. I saw you with those two “ladies of the evening” at Elzars. Explain that. Leela, Bender, we’re going grave robbing. Who am I making this out to?

It’s nice to just embrace the natural beauty within you. Who am I making this out to? Shut up and get to the point!

And remember, don’t do anything that affects anything, unless it turns out you were supposed to, in which case, you mean while for the love of God, don’t not do it!

Doomsday device? Ah, now the ball’s in Farnsworth’s court! You mean while I’m sleeping in it? Shut up and get to the point!

I’ve got to find a way to escape the horrible ravages of youth. Suddenly, Going to the bathroom like clockwork, every three hours. And those jerks at Social Security stopped sending me checks. Who am I making this out to?

They came in last at the Olympics, then retired to promote alcoholic beverages! I haven’t felt much of anything since my guinea pig died. This is the worst part. The calm before the battle.

You have to enjoy life. Always be surrounded by people that you like.

Yes, if you make it look like an electrical fire. When you do things right, people won’t be sure you’ve done anything at all. Just once I’d like to eat dinner with a celebrity who isn’t bound and gagged. I guess if you want children beaten, you have to do it yourself. Interesting. No, wait, the other thing: tedious.

I haven’t felt much of anything since my guinea pig died. Quite possible. We live long and are celebrated science. And remember, don’t do anything that affects anything, unless it turns out you were supposed to.

Everyone in this world is somehow connected.

Ah, computer dating. It’s like pimping, but you rarely have to use the phrase “upside your head.” Who am I making this out to?

You mean while I’m sleeping in it? Throw her in the brig. Michelle, I don’t regret this, but I both rue.

Daylight and everything. I just want to talk. It has nothing to do with mating. Fry, that doesn’t make sense. So I really am important? How I feel when I’m drunk is correct?

Good man. Nixon’s pro-war and pro-family. And then the battle’s not so bad? And remember, don’t do anything that affects anything, unless it turns out you were supposed to, in which case, for the love of God, don’t not do it! Shut up and get to the point! Hey, tell me something. You’ve got all this money. How come you always dress like you’re doing your laundry? I’m sure those windmills will keep them cool.

Yes, if you make it look like an electrical fire. When you do things right, people won’t be sure you’ve done anything at all. I love you, buddy! Please, Don-Bot look into your hard drive, and open your mercy file! You guys aren’t Santa! You’re not even robots. How dare you lie in front of Jesus? Hey, whatcha watching? That’s right, baby. I ain’t your loverboy Flexo, the guy you love so much. You even love anyone pretending to be him!

Real generosity is doing something nice for someone who will never find out.

Kids have names? That could be beautiful soul sitting naked on a couch. If I could just learn to play this stupid thing. No! I want to live! There are still too many things I don’t own! Yeah, I do that with my stupidness. You can see how I lived before I met you. Do a flip!

Hello Morbo, how’s the family? I’ve been there. My folks were always on me to groom myself and wear underpants. What am I, the pope? I love this planet! I’ve got wealth, fame, and access to the depths of sleaze that those things bring. We’ll need to have a look inside you with this camera.
October 16, 2022
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And when we woke up, we had these bodies. They’re like, except I’m having them! Oh, I think we should just stay friends. You’ll have all the Slurm you can drink when you’re partying with Slurms McKenzie Hey, tell me something. You’ve got all this money. How come you always dress like you’re doing your laundry?

Yes, if you make it look like an electrical fire. When you do things right, people won’t be sure you’ve done anything at all. I just want to talk. It has nothing to do with mating. Fry, that doesn’t make sense. Quite possible.

It is nice to be important, but it’s more important to be nice.

You guys go on without me! I’m going to go look for more stuff to steal! You guys realize you live in a sewer, right? Hey, tell me something. You’ve got all this money. How come you always dress like you’re doing your laundry? If rubbin’ frozen dirt in your crotch is wrong, hey I don’t wanna be right.

Fetal stemcells, aren’t those controversial? You don’t know how to do any of those. What’s with you kids? Every other day it’s food, food, food. Alright, I’ll get you some stupid food. You won’t have time for sleeping.

Maybe you don’t like your job, maybe you didn’t get enough sleep.

Oh yeah, good luck with that. Hey, tell me something. You’ve got all this money. How come you always dress like you’re doing your laundry? Explain that. Leela, Bender, we’re going grave robbing.
A Bicyclops Built For Two

I love you, buddy! Yep, I remember. They came in last at the Olympics, then retired to promote alcoholic beverages! The more you tighten your grip, Tarkin, the more star systems will slip through your fingers.
- I saw you with those two “ladies of the evening” at Elzars.
- For the last time, I don’t like lilacs! Your first wife was the one.
- But the flesh is spongy and spanac bruised?
Oh, all right, I am. But if anything happens to me, tell them I died robbing some old man. When will that be? Well, take care of yourself, Han. I guess that’s what you’re best at, ain’t it? I don’t know what you’re talking about.

Progress is a nice word.

Daylight and everything. This is the worst part. The calm before the battle. I saw you with those two “ladies of the evening” at Elzars. Explain that. Leela, Bender, we’re going grave robbing. Who am I making this out to?

It’s nice to just embrace the natural beauty within you. Who am I making this out to? Shut up and get to the point!

And remember, don’t do anything that affects anything, unless it turns out you were supposed to, in which case, you mean while for the love of God, don’t not do it!

Doomsday device? Ah, now the ball’s in Farnsworth’s court! You mean while I’m sleeping in it? Shut up and get to the point!

I’ve got to find a way to escape the horrible ravages of youth. Suddenly, Going to the bathroom like clockwork, every three hours. And those jerks at Social Security stopped sending me checks. Who am I making this out to?

They came in last at the Olympics, then retired to promote alcoholic beverages! I haven’t felt much of anything since my guinea pig died. This is the worst part. The calm before the battle.

You have to enjoy life. Always be surrounded by people that you like.

Yes, if you make it look like an electrical fire. When you do things right, people won’t be sure you’ve done anything at all. Just once I’d like to eat dinner with a celebrity who isn’t bound and gagged. I guess if you want children beaten, you have to do it yourself. Interesting. No, wait, the other thing: tedious.

I haven’t felt much of anything since my guinea pig died. Quite possible. We live long and are celebrated science. And remember, don’t do anything that affects anything, unless it turns out you were supposed to.

Everyone in this world is somehow connected.

Ah, computer dating. It’s like pimping, but you rarely have to use the phrase “upside your head.” Who am I making this out to?

You mean while I’m sleeping in it? Throw her in the brig. Michelle, I don’t regret this, but I both rue.

Daylight and everything. I just want to talk. It has nothing to do with mating. Fry, that doesn’t make sense. So I really am important? How I feel when I’m drunk is correct?

Good man. Nixon’s pro-war and pro-family. And then the battle’s not so bad? And remember, don’t do anything that affects anything, unless it turns out you were supposed to, in which case, for the love of God, don’t not do it! Shut up and get to the point! Hey, tell me something. You’ve got all this money. How come you always dress like you’re doing your laundry? I’m sure those windmills will keep them cool.

Yes, if you make it look like an electrical fire. When you do things right, people won’t be sure you’ve done anything at all. I love you, buddy! Please, Don-Bot look into your hard drive, and open your mercy file! You guys aren’t Santa! You’re not even robots. How dare you lie in front of Jesus? Hey, whatcha watching? That’s right, baby. I ain’t your loverboy Flexo, the guy you love so much. You even love anyone pretending to be him!

Real generosity is doing something nice for someone who will never find out.

Kids have names? That could be beautiful soul sitting naked on a couch. If I could just learn to play this stupid thing. No! I want to live! There are still too many things I don’t own! Yeah, I do that with my stupidness. You can see how I lived before I met you. Do a flip!

Hello Morbo, how’s the family? I’ve been there. My folks were always on me to groom myself and wear underpants. What am I, the pope? I love this planet! I’ve got wealth, fame, and access to the depths of sleaze that those things bring. We’ll need to have a look inside you with this camera.
October 16, 2022
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And when we woke up, we had these bodies. They’re like, except I’m having them! Oh, I think we should just stay friends. You’ll have all the Slurm you can drink when you’re partying with Slurms McKenzie Hey, tell me something. You’ve got all this money. How come you always dress like you’re doing your laundry?

Yes, if you make it look like an electrical fire. When you do things right, people won’t be sure you’ve done anything at all. I just want to talk. It has nothing to do with mating. Fry, that doesn’t make sense. Quite possible.

It is nice to be important, but it’s more important to be nice.

You guys go on without me! I’m going to go look for more stuff to steal! You guys realize you live in a sewer, right? Hey, tell me something. You’ve got all this money. How come you always dress like you’re doing your laundry? If rubbin’ frozen dirt in your crotch is wrong, hey I don’t wanna be right.

Fetal stemcells, aren’t those controversial? You don’t know how to do any of those. What’s with you kids? Every other day it’s food, food, food. Alright, I’ll get you some stupid food. You won’t have time for sleeping.

Maybe you don’t like your job, maybe you didn’t get enough sleep.

Oh yeah, good luck with that. Hey, tell me something. You’ve got all this money. How come you always dress like you’re doing your laundry? Explain that. Leela, Bender, we’re going grave robbing.
A Bicyclops Built For Two

I love you, buddy! Yep, I remember. They came in last at the Olympics, then retired to promote alcoholic beverages! The more you tighten your grip, Tarkin, the more star systems will slip through your fingers.
- I saw you with those two “ladies of the evening” at Elzars.
- For the last time, I don’t like lilacs! Your first wife was the one.
- But the flesh is spongy and spanac bruised?
Oh, all right, I am. But if anything happens to me, tell them I died robbing some old man. When will that be? Well, take care of yourself, Han. I guess that’s what you’re best at, ain’t it? I don’t know what you’re talking about.

Progress is a nice word.

Daylight and everything. This is the worst part. The calm before the battle. I saw you with those two “ladies of the evening” at Elzars. Explain that. Leela, Bender, we’re going grave robbing. Who am I making this out to?

It’s nice to just embrace the natural beauty within you. Who am I making this out to? Shut up and get to the point!

And remember, don’t do anything that affects anything, unless it turns out you were supposed to, in which case, you mean while for the love of God, don’t not do it!

Doomsday device? Ah, now the ball’s in Farnsworth’s court! You mean while I’m sleeping in it? Shut up and get to the point!

I’ve got to find a way to escape the horrible ravages of youth. Suddenly, Going to the bathroom like clockwork, every three hours. And those jerks at Social Security stopped sending me checks. Who am I making this out to?

They came in last at the Olympics, then retired to promote alcoholic beverages! I haven’t felt much of anything since my guinea pig died. This is the worst part. The calm before the battle.

You have to enjoy life. Always be surrounded by people that you like.

Yes, if you make it look like an electrical fire. When you do things right, people won’t be sure you’ve done anything at all. Just once I’d like to eat dinner with a celebrity who isn’t bound and gagged. I guess if you want children beaten, you have to do it yourself. Interesting. No, wait, the other thing: tedious.

I haven’t felt much of anything since my guinea pig died. Quite possible. We live long and are celebrated science. And remember, don’t do anything that affects anything, unless it turns out you were supposed to.

Everyone in this world is somehow connected.

Ah, computer dating. It’s like pimping, but you rarely have to use the phrase “upside your head.” Who am I making this out to?

You mean while I’m sleeping in it? Throw her in the brig. Michelle, I don’t regret this, but I both rue.

Daylight and everything. I just want to talk. It has nothing to do with mating. Fry, that doesn’t make sense. So I really am important? How I feel when I’m drunk is correct?

Good man. Nixon’s pro-war and pro-family. And then the battle’s not so bad? And remember, don’t do anything that affects anything, unless it turns out you were supposed to, in which case, for the love of God, don’t not do it! Shut up and get to the point! Hey, tell me something. You’ve got all this money. How come you always dress like you’re doing your laundry? I’m sure those windmills will keep them cool.

Yes, if you make it look like an electrical fire. When you do things right, people won’t be sure you’ve done anything at all. I love you, buddy! Please, Don-Bot look into your hard drive, and open your mercy file! You guys aren’t Santa! You’re not even robots. How dare you lie in front of Jesus? Hey, whatcha watching? That’s right, baby. I ain’t your loverboy Flexo, the guy you love so much. You even love anyone pretending to be him!

Real generosity is doing something nice for someone who will never find out.

Kids have names? That could be beautiful soul sitting naked on a couch. If I could just learn to play this stupid thing. No! I want to live! There are still too many things I don’t own! Yeah, I do that with my stupidness. You can see how I lived before I met you. Do a flip!

Hello Morbo, how’s the family? I’ve been there. My folks were always on me to groom myself and wear underpants. What am I, the pope? I love this planet! I’ve got wealth, fame, and access to the depths of sleaze that those things bring. We’ll need to have a look inside you with this camera.
October 16, 2022
Simple form creation and storage, built for developers.
And when we woke up, we had these bodies. They’re like, except I’m having them! Oh, I think we should just stay friends. You’ll have all the Slurm you can drink when you’re partying with Slurms McKenzie Hey, tell me something. You’ve got all this money. How come you always dress like you’re doing your laundry?

Yes, if you make it look like an electrical fire. When you do things right, people won’t be sure you’ve done anything at all. I just want to talk. It has nothing to do with mating. Fry, that doesn’t make sense. Quite possible.

It is nice to be important, but it’s more important to be nice.

You guys go on without me! I’m going to go look for more stuff to steal! You guys realize you live in a sewer, right? Hey, tell me something. You’ve got all this money. How come you always dress like you’re doing your laundry? If rubbin’ frozen dirt in your crotch is wrong, hey I don’t wanna be right.

Fetal stemcells, aren’t those controversial? You don’t know how to do any of those. What’s with you kids? Every other day it’s food, food, food. Alright, I’ll get you some stupid food. You won’t have time for sleeping.

Maybe you don’t like your job, maybe you didn’t get enough sleep.

Oh yeah, good luck with that. Hey, tell me something. You’ve got all this money. How come you always dress like you’re doing your laundry? Explain that. Leela, Bender, we’re going grave robbing.
A Bicyclops Built For Two

I love you, buddy! Yep, I remember. They came in last at the Olympics, then retired to promote alcoholic beverages! The more you tighten your grip, Tarkin, the more star systems will slip through your fingers.
- I saw you with those two “ladies of the evening” at Elzars.
- For the last time, I don’t like lilacs! Your first wife was the one.
- But the flesh is spongy and spanac bruised?
Oh, all right, I am. But if anything happens to me, tell them I died robbing some old man. When will that be? Well, take care of yourself, Han. I guess that’s what you’re best at, ain’t it? I don’t know what you’re talking about.

Progress is a nice word.

Daylight and everything. This is the worst part. The calm before the battle. I saw you with those two “ladies of the evening” at Elzars. Explain that. Leela, Bender, we’re going grave robbing. Who am I making this out to?

It’s nice to just embrace the natural beauty within you. Who am I making this out to? Shut up and get to the point!

And remember, don’t do anything that affects anything, unless it turns out you were supposed to, in which case, you mean while for the love of God, don’t not do it!

Doomsday device? Ah, now the ball’s in Farnsworth’s court! You mean while I’m sleeping in it? Shut up and get to the point!

I’ve got to find a way to escape the horrible ravages of youth. Suddenly, Going to the bathroom like clockwork, every three hours. And those jerks at Social Security stopped sending me checks. Who am I making this out to?

They came in last at the Olympics, then retired to promote alcoholic beverages! I haven’t felt much of anything since my guinea pig died. This is the worst part. The calm before the battle.

You have to enjoy life. Always be surrounded by people that you like.

Yes, if you make it look like an electrical fire. When you do things right, people won’t be sure you’ve done anything at all. Just once I’d like to eat dinner with a celebrity who isn’t bound and gagged. I guess if you want children beaten, you have to do it yourself. Interesting. No, wait, the other thing: tedious.

I haven’t felt much of anything since my guinea pig died. Quite possible. We live long and are celebrated science. And remember, don’t do anything that affects anything, unless it turns out you were supposed to.

Everyone in this world is somehow connected.

Ah, computer dating. It’s like pimping, but you rarely have to use the phrase “upside your head.” Who am I making this out to?

You mean while I’m sleeping in it? Throw her in the brig. Michelle, I don’t regret this, but I both rue.

Daylight and everything. I just want to talk. It has nothing to do with mating. Fry, that doesn’t make sense. So I really am important? How I feel when I’m drunk is correct?

Good man. Nixon’s pro-war and pro-family. And then the battle’s not so bad? And remember, don’t do anything that affects anything, unless it turns out you were supposed to, in which case, for the love of God, don’t not do it! Shut up and get to the point! Hey, tell me something. You’ve got all this money. How come you always dress like you’re doing your laundry? I’m sure those windmills will keep them cool.

Yes, if you make it look like an electrical fire. When you do things right, people won’t be sure you’ve done anything at all. I love you, buddy! Please, Don-Bot look into your hard drive, and open your mercy file! You guys aren’t Santa! You’re not even robots. How dare you lie in front of Jesus? Hey, whatcha watching? That’s right, baby. I ain’t your loverboy Flexo, the guy you love so much. You even love anyone pretending to be him!

Real generosity is doing something nice for someone who will never find out.

Kids have names? That could be beautiful soul sitting naked on a couch. If I could just learn to play this stupid thing. No! I want to live! There are still too many things I don’t own! Yeah, I do that with my stupidness. You can see how I lived before I met you. Do a flip!

Hello Morbo, how’s the family? I’ve been there. My folks were always on me to groom myself and wear underpants. What am I, the pope? I love this planet! I’ve got wealth, fame, and access to the depths of sleaze that those things bring. We’ll need to have a look inside you with this camera.
October 16, 2022
What Do I Need To Make It In Business?
And when we woke up, we had these bodies. They’re like, except I’m having them! Oh, I think we should just stay friends. You’ll have all the Slurm you can drink when you’re partying with Slurms McKenzie Hey, tell me something. You’ve got all this money. How come you always dress like you’re doing your laundry?

Yes, if you make it look like an electrical fire. When you do things right, people won’t be sure you’ve done anything at all. I just want to talk. It has nothing to do with mating. Fry, that doesn’t make sense. Quite possible.

It is nice to be important, but it’s more important to be nice.

You guys go on without me! I’m going to go look for more stuff to steal! You guys realize you live in a sewer, right? Hey, tell me something. You’ve got all this money. How come you always dress like you’re doing your laundry? If rubbin’ frozen dirt in your crotch is wrong, hey I don’t wanna be right.

Fetal stemcells, aren’t those controversial? You don’t know how to do any of those. What’s with you kids? Every other day it’s food, food, food. Alright, I’ll get you some stupid food. You won’t have time for sleeping.

Maybe you don’t like your job, maybe you didn’t get enough sleep.

Oh yeah, good luck with that. Hey, tell me something. You’ve got all this money. How come you always dress like you’re doing your laundry? Explain that. Leela, Bender, we’re going grave robbing.
A Bicyclops Built For Two

I love you, buddy! Yep, I remember. They came in last at the Olympics, then retired to promote alcoholic beverages! The more you tighten your grip, Tarkin, the more star systems will slip through your fingers.
- I saw you with those two “ladies of the evening” at Elzars.
- For the last time, I don’t like lilacs! Your first wife was the one.
- But the flesh is spongy and spanac bruised?
Oh, all right, I am. But if anything happens to me, tell them I died robbing some old man. When will that be? Well, take care of yourself, Han. I guess that’s what you’re best at, ain’t it? I don’t know what you’re talking about.

Progress is a nice word.

Daylight and everything. This is the worst part. The calm before the battle. I saw you with those two “ladies of the evening” at Elzars. Explain that. Leela, Bender, we’re going grave robbing. Who am I making this out to?

It’s nice to just embrace the natural beauty within you. Who am I making this out to? Shut up and get to the point!

And remember, don’t do anything that affects anything, unless it turns out you were supposed to, in which case, you mean while for the love of God, don’t not do it!

Doomsday device? Ah, now the ball’s in Farnsworth’s court! You mean while I’m sleeping in it? Shut up and get to the point!

I’ve got to find a way to escape the horrible ravages of youth. Suddenly, Going to the bathroom like clockwork, every three hours. And those jerks at Social Security stopped sending me checks. Who am I making this out to?

They came in last at the Olympics, then retired to promote alcoholic beverages! I haven’t felt much of anything since my guinea pig died. This is the worst part. The calm before the battle.

You have to enjoy life. Always be surrounded by people that you like.

Yes, if you make it look like an electrical fire. When you do things right, people won’t be sure you’ve done anything at all. Just once I’d like to eat dinner with a celebrity who isn’t bound and gagged. I guess if you want children beaten, you have to do it yourself. Interesting. No, wait, the other thing: tedious.

I haven’t felt much of anything since my guinea pig died. Quite possible. We live long and are celebrated science. And remember, don’t do anything that affects anything, unless it turns out you were supposed to.

Everyone in this world is somehow connected.

Ah, computer dating. It’s like pimping, but you rarely have to use the phrase “upside your head.” Who am I making this out to?

You mean while I’m sleeping in it? Throw her in the brig. Michelle, I don’t regret this, but I both rue.

Daylight and everything. I just want to talk. It has nothing to do with mating. Fry, that doesn’t make sense. So I really am important? How I feel when I’m drunk is correct?

Good man. Nixon’s pro-war and pro-family. And then the battle’s not so bad? And remember, don’t do anything that affects anything, unless it turns out you were supposed to, in which case, for the love of God, don’t not do it! Shut up and get to the point! Hey, tell me something. You’ve got all this money. How come you always dress like you’re doing your laundry? I’m sure those windmills will keep them cool.

Yes, if you make it look like an electrical fire. When you do things right, people won’t be sure you’ve done anything at all. I love you, buddy! Please, Don-Bot look into your hard drive, and open your mercy file! You guys aren’t Santa! You’re not even robots. How dare you lie in front of Jesus? Hey, whatcha watching? That’s right, baby. I ain’t your loverboy Flexo, the guy you love so much. You even love anyone pretending to be him!

Real generosity is doing something nice for someone who will never find out.

Kids have names? That could be beautiful soul sitting naked on a couch. If I could just learn to play this stupid thing. No! I want to live! There are still too many things I don’t own! Yeah, I do that with my stupidness. You can see how I lived before I met you. Do a flip!

Hello Morbo, how’s the family? I’ve been there. My folks were always on me to groom myself and wear underpants. What am I, the pope? I love this planet! I’ve got wealth, fame, and access to the depths of sleaze that those things bring. We’ll need to have a look inside you with this camera.
October 16, 2022
Experiencing the new Oculus Rift VR headset
And when we woke up, we had these bodies. They’re like, except I’m having them! Oh, I think we should just stay friends. You’ll have all the Slurm you can drink when you’re partying with Slurms McKenzie Hey, tell me something. You’ve got all this money. How come you always dress like you’re doing your laundry?

Yes, if you make it look like an electrical fire. When you do things right, people won’t be sure you’ve done anything at all. I just want to talk. It has nothing to do with mating. Fry, that doesn’t make sense. Quite possible.

It is nice to be important, but it’s more important to be nice.

You guys go on without me! I’m going to go look for more stuff to steal! You guys realize you live in a sewer, right? Hey, tell me something. You’ve got all this money. How come you always dress like you’re doing your laundry? If rubbin’ frozen dirt in your crotch is wrong, hey I don’t wanna be right.

Fetal stemcells, aren’t those controversial? You don’t know how to do any of those. What’s with you kids? Every other day it’s food, food, food. Alright, I’ll get you some stupid food. You won’t have time for sleeping.

Maybe you don’t like your job, maybe you didn’t get enough sleep.

Oh yeah, good luck with that. Hey, tell me something. You’ve got all this money. How come you always dress like you’re doing your laundry? Explain that. Leela, Bender, we’re going grave robbing.
A Bicyclops Built For Two

I love you, buddy! Yep, I remember. They came in last at the Olympics, then retired to promote alcoholic beverages! The more you tighten your grip, Tarkin, the more star systems will slip through your fingers.
- I saw you with those two “ladies of the evening” at Elzars.
- For the last time, I don’t like lilacs! Your first wife was the one.
- But the flesh is spongy and spanac bruised?
Oh, all right, I am. But if anything happens to me, tell them I died robbing some old man. When will that be? Well, take care of yourself, Han. I guess that’s what you’re best at, ain’t it? I don’t know what you’re talking about.

Progress is a nice word.

Daylight and everything. This is the worst part. The calm before the battle. I saw you with those two “ladies of the evening” at Elzars. Explain that. Leela, Bender, we’re going grave robbing. Who am I making this out to?

It’s nice to just embrace the natural beauty within you. Who am I making this out to? Shut up and get to the point!

And remember, don’t do anything that affects anything, unless it turns out you were supposed to, in which case, you mean while for the love of God, don’t not do it!

Doomsday device? Ah, now the ball’s in Farnsworth’s court! You mean while I’m sleeping in it? Shut up and get to the point!

I’ve got to find a way to escape the horrible ravages of youth. Suddenly, Going to the bathroom like clockwork, every three hours. And those jerks at Social Security stopped sending me checks. Who am I making this out to?

They came in last at the Olympics, then retired to promote alcoholic beverages! I haven’t felt much of anything since my guinea pig died. This is the worst part. The calm before the battle.

You have to enjoy life. Always be surrounded by people that you like.

Yes, if you make it look like an electrical fire. When you do things right, people won’t be sure you’ve done anything at all. Just once I’d like to eat dinner with a celebrity who isn’t bound and gagged. I guess if you want children beaten, you have to do it yourself. Interesting. No, wait, the other thing: tedious.

I haven’t felt much of anything since my guinea pig died. Quite possible. We live long and are celebrated science. And remember, don’t do anything that affects anything, unless it turns out you were supposed to.

Everyone in this world is somehow connected.

Ah, computer dating. It’s like pimping, but you rarely have to use the phrase “upside your head.” Who am I making this out to?

You mean while I’m sleeping in it? Throw her in the brig. Michelle, I don’t regret this, but I both rue.

Daylight and everything. I just want to talk. It has nothing to do with mating. Fry, that doesn’t make sense. So I really am important? How I feel when I’m drunk is correct?

Good man. Nixon’s pro-war and pro-family. And then the battle’s not so bad? And remember, don’t do anything that affects anything, unless it turns out you were supposed to, in which case, for the love of God, don’t not do it! Shut up and get to the point! Hey, tell me something. You’ve got all this money. How come you always dress like you’re doing your laundry? I’m sure those windmills will keep them cool.

Yes, if you make it look like an electrical fire. When you do things right, people won’t be sure you’ve done anything at all. I love you, buddy! Please, Don-Bot look into your hard drive, and open your mercy file! You guys aren’t Santa! You’re not even robots. How dare you lie in front of Jesus? Hey, whatcha watching? That’s right, baby. I ain’t your loverboy Flexo, the guy you love so much. You even love anyone pretending to be him!

Real generosity is doing something nice for someone who will never find out.

Kids have names? That could be beautiful soul sitting naked on a couch. If I could just learn to play this stupid thing. No! I want to live! There are still too many things I don’t own! Yeah, I do that with my stupidness. You can see how I lived before I met you. Do a flip!

Hello Morbo, how’s the family? I’ve been there. My folks were always on me to groom myself and wear underpants. What am I, the pope? I love this planet! I’ve got wealth, fame, and access to the depths of sleaze that those things bring. We’ll need to have a look inside you with this camera.
October 16, 2022
Apple sells 10 million iPhone 6 and iPhone 6 Pluses
And when we woke up, we had these bodies. They’re like, except I’m having them! Oh, I think we should just stay friends. You’ll have all the Slurm you can drink when you’re partying with Slurms McKenzie Hey, tell me something. You’ve got all this money. How come you always dress like you’re doing your laundry?

Yes, if you make it look like an electrical fire. When you do things right, people won’t be sure you’ve done anything at all. I just want to talk. It has nothing to do with mating. Fry, that doesn’t make sense. Quite possible.

It is nice to be important, but it’s more important to be nice.

You guys go on without me! I’m going to go look for more stuff to steal! You guys realize you live in a sewer, right? Hey, tell me something. You’ve got all this money. How come you always dress like you’re doing your laundry? If rubbin’ frozen dirt in your crotch is wrong, hey I don’t wanna be right.

Fetal stemcells, aren’t those controversial? You don’t know how to do any of those. What’s with you kids? Every other day it’s food, food, food. Alright, I’ll get you some stupid food. You won’t have time for sleeping.

Maybe you don’t like your job, maybe you didn’t get enough sleep.

Oh yeah, good luck with that. Hey, tell me something. You’ve got all this money. How come you always dress like you’re doing your laundry? Explain that. Leela, Bender, we’re going grave robbing.
A Bicyclops Built For Two

I love you, buddy! Yep, I remember. They came in last at the Olympics, then retired to promote alcoholic beverages! The more you tighten your grip, Tarkin, the more star systems will slip through your fingers.
- I saw you with those two “ladies of the evening” at Elzars.
- For the last time, I don’t like lilacs! Your first wife was the one.
- But the flesh is spongy and spanac bruised?
Oh, all right, I am. But if anything happens to me, tell them I died robbing some old man. When will that be? Well, take care of yourself, Han. I guess that’s what you’re best at, ain’t it? I don’t know what you’re talking about.

Progress is a nice word.

Daylight and everything. This is the worst part. The calm before the battle. I saw you with those two “ladies of the evening” at Elzars. Explain that. Leela, Bender, we’re going grave robbing. Who am I making this out to?

It’s nice to just embrace the natural beauty within you. Who am I making this out to? Shut up and get to the point!

And remember, don’t do anything that affects anything, unless it turns out you were supposed to, in which case, you mean while for the love of God, don’t not do it!

Doomsday device? Ah, now the ball’s in Farnsworth’s court! You mean while I’m sleeping in it? Shut up and get to the point!

I’ve got to find a way to escape the horrible ravages of youth. Suddenly, Going to the bathroom like clockwork, every three hours. And those jerks at Social Security stopped sending me checks. Who am I making this out to?

They came in last at the Olympics, then retired to promote alcoholic beverages! I haven’t felt much of anything since my guinea pig died. This is the worst part. The calm before the battle.

You have to enjoy life. Always be surrounded by people that you like.

Yes, if you make it look like an electrical fire. When you do things right, people won’t be sure you’ve done anything at all. Just once I’d like to eat dinner with a celebrity who isn’t bound and gagged. I guess if you want children beaten, you have to do it yourself. Interesting. No, wait, the other thing: tedious.

I haven’t felt much of anything since my guinea pig died. Quite possible. We live long and are celebrated science. And remember, don’t do anything that affects anything, unless it turns out you were supposed to.

Everyone in this world is somehow connected.

Ah, computer dating. It’s like pimping, but you rarely have to use the phrase “upside your head.” Who am I making this out to?

You mean while I’m sleeping in it? Throw her in the brig. Michelle, I don’t regret this, but I both rue.

Daylight and everything. I just want to talk. It has nothing to do with mating. Fry, that doesn’t make sense. So I really am important? How I feel when I’m drunk is correct?

Good man. Nixon’s pro-war and pro-family. And then the battle’s not so bad? And remember, don’t do anything that affects anything, unless it turns out you were supposed to, in which case, for the love of God, don’t not do it! Shut up and get to the point! Hey, tell me something. You’ve got all this money. How come you always dress like you’re doing your laundry? I’m sure those windmills will keep them cool.

Yes, if you make it look like an electrical fire. When you do things right, people won’t be sure you’ve done anything at all. I love you, buddy! Please, Don-Bot look into your hard drive, and open your mercy file! You guys aren’t Santa! You’re not even robots. How dare you lie in front of Jesus? Hey, whatcha watching? That’s right, baby. I ain’t your loverboy Flexo, the guy you love so much. You even love anyone pretending to be him!

Real generosity is doing something nice for someone who will never find out.

Kids have names? That could be beautiful soul sitting naked on a couch. If I could just learn to play this stupid thing. No! I want to live! There are still too many things I don’t own! Yeah, I do that with my stupidness. You can see how I lived before I met you. Do a flip!

Hello Morbo, how’s the family? I’ve been there. My folks were always on me to groom myself and wear underpants. What am I, the pope? I love this planet! I’ve got wealth, fame, and access to the depths of sleaze that those things bring. We’ll need to have a look inside you with this camera.
October 16, 2022
Five things you may have missed over the weekend
And when we woke up, we had these bodies. They’re like, except I’m having them! Oh, I think we should just stay friends. You’ll have all the Slurm you can drink when you’re partying with Slurms McKenzie Hey, tell me something. You’ve got all this money. How come you always dress like you’re doing your laundry?

Yes, if you make it look like an electrical fire. When you do things right, people won’t be sure you’ve done anything at all. I just want to talk. It has nothing to do with mating. Fry, that doesn’t make sense. Quite possible.

It is nice to be important, but it’s more important to be nice.

You guys go on without me! I’m going to go look for more stuff to steal! You guys realize you live in a sewer, right? Hey, tell me something. You’ve got all this money. How come you always dress like you’re doing your laundry? If rubbin’ frozen dirt in your crotch is wrong, hey I don’t wanna be right.

Fetal stemcells, aren’t those controversial? You don’t know how to do any of those. What’s with you kids? Every other day it’s food, food, food. Alright, I’ll get you some stupid food. You won’t have time for sleeping.

Maybe you don’t like your job, maybe you didn’t get enough sleep.

Oh yeah, good luck with that. Hey, tell me something. You’ve got all this money. How come you always dress like you’re doing your laundry? Explain that. Leela, Bender, we’re going grave robbing.
A Bicyclops Built For Two

I love you, buddy! Yep, I remember. They came in last at the Olympics, then retired to promote alcoholic beverages! The more you tighten your grip, Tarkin, the more star systems will slip through your fingers.
- I saw you with those two “ladies of the evening” at Elzars.
- For the last time, I don’t like lilacs! Your first wife was the one.
- But the flesh is spongy and spanac bruised?
Oh, all right, I am. But if anything happens to me, tell them I died robbing some old man. When will that be? Well, take care of yourself, Han. I guess that’s what you’re best at, ain’t it? I don’t know what you’re talking about.

Progress is a nice word.

Daylight and everything. This is the worst part. The calm before the battle. I saw you with those two “ladies of the evening” at Elzars. Explain that. Leela, Bender, we’re going grave robbing. Who am I making this out to?

It’s nice to just embrace the natural beauty within you. Who am I making this out to? Shut up and get to the point!

And remember, don’t do anything that affects anything, unless it turns out you were supposed to, in which case, you mean while for the love of God, don’t not do it!

Doomsday device? Ah, now the ball’s in Farnsworth’s court! You mean while I’m sleeping in it? Shut up and get to the point!

I’ve got to find a way to escape the horrible ravages of youth. Suddenly, Going to the bathroom like clockwork, every three hours. And those jerks at Social Security stopped sending me checks. Who am I making this out to?

They came in last at the Olympics, then retired to promote alcoholic beverages! I haven’t felt much of anything since my guinea pig died. This is the worst part. The calm before the battle.

You have to enjoy life. Always be surrounded by people that you like.

Yes, if you make it look like an electrical fire. When you do things right, people won’t be sure you’ve done anything at all. Just once I’d like to eat dinner with a celebrity who isn’t bound and gagged. I guess if you want children beaten, you have to do it yourself. Interesting. No, wait, the other thing: tedious.

I haven’t felt much of anything since my guinea pig died. Quite possible. We live long and are celebrated science. And remember, don’t do anything that affects anything, unless it turns out you were supposed to.

Everyone in this world is somehow connected.

Ah, computer dating. It’s like pimping, but you rarely have to use the phrase “upside your head.” Who am I making this out to?

You mean while I’m sleeping in it? Throw her in the brig. Michelle, I don’t regret this, but I both rue.

Daylight and everything. I just want to talk. It has nothing to do with mating. Fry, that doesn’t make sense. So I really am important? How I feel when I’m drunk is correct?

Good man. Nixon’s pro-war and pro-family. And then the battle’s not so bad? And remember, don’t do anything that affects anything, unless it turns out you were supposed to, in which case, for the love of God, don’t not do it! Shut up and get to the point! Hey, tell me something. You’ve got all this money. How come you always dress like you’re doing your laundry? I’m sure those windmills will keep them cool.

Yes, if you make it look like an electrical fire. When you do things right, people won’t be sure you’ve done anything at all. I love you, buddy! Please, Don-Bot look into your hard drive, and open your mercy file! You guys aren’t Santa! You’re not even robots. How dare you lie in front of Jesus? Hey, whatcha watching? That’s right, baby. I ain’t your loverboy Flexo, the guy you love so much. You even love anyone pretending to be him!

Real generosity is doing something nice for someone who will never find out.

Kids have names? That could be beautiful soul sitting naked on a couch. If I could just learn to play this stupid thing. No! I want to live! There are still too many things I don’t own! Yeah, I do that with my stupidness. You can see how I lived before I met you. Do a flip!

Hello Morbo, how’s the family? I’ve been there. My folks were always on me to groom myself and wear underpants. What am I, the pope? I love this planet! I’ve got wealth, fame, and access to the depths of sleaze that those things bring. We’ll need to have a look inside you with this camera.
October 16, 2022
वॉयस आफ एज्यूकेशन “ज्ञानायाम” डिजिटल बुलेटिन की वेबसाइट www.gyamaayam.com का शिक्षा मंत्री डॉ बी डी कल्ला व वरिष्ठतम पत्रकार जैन लूनकरण छाजेड़ सहित अनेक जनों ने किया लोकार्पण

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शिक्षा के क्षेत्र में अद्भुत क्रांति है : “ज्ञानायाम“

ज्ञानायाम बुलेटिन के वेबसाइट का लोकार्पण करते हुए शिक्षा मंत्री डॉ बी डी कल्ला एवं अन्य

बीकानेर। वॉयस आफ एज्यूकेशन “ज्ञानायाम” डिजिटल बुलेटिन की वेबसाइट www.gyamaayam.com का लोकार्पण करते हुए डॉ बी डी कल्ला ने कहा कि ज्ञानायाम के माध्यम से पहले सप्ताह भर में डिजिटल जानकारी मिलती रही है जो अब इसकी वेबसाइट शुरू हो जाने पर तुरंत मिल सकेगी। उन्होंने कहा कि शिक्षा के साथ साथ सांस्कृतिक विकास हेतु भी ज्ञानायाम प्रतिबद्ध है। डॉ. बी डी कल्ला ने ज्ञानायाम के समन्वयक गिरिराज खैरीवाल को आशीर्वाद देते हुए कहा कि जिस तरह से ज्ञानायाम बुलेटिन ने अल्प समय में ही निष्पक्षता और निडरता के साथ शिक्षा के क्षेत्र में एक्सक्लूसिव जानकारियां प्रकाशित कर एक बेहतरीन मुकाम स्थापित किया है, उससे भी बेहतरीन स्थान ज्ञानायाम का यह पोर्टल हासिल करेगा। वरिष्ठतम पत्रकार जैन लूनकरण छाजेड़ ने अपने संबोधन में कहा कि गिरिराज को शुरू से ही एक्सक्लूसिव खबरों को ढूंढकर उन्हें प्रस्तुत करने का जूनून है। 1997 में नवज्योति में सहायक संवाददाता के रूप में भी ये बेमिसाल जानकारियां ढूंढ ढूंढ कर लाता और पूरी लगन व मेहनत के साथ उनमें खबरीया तत्व तलाशता ही नहीं अपितु विस्मित करने वाली खबरें तैयार करता। यही वजह है कि मात्र एक – दो पृष्ठ के डिजिटल बुलेटिन “ज्ञानायाम” ने केवल 22 महीने की लघु अवधि में ही शिक्षा जगत में पूरे प्रदेश में अपना परचम फहराया है। निश्चित रूप से गिरिराज के नवाचार व क्रांतिकारी कदमों से ज्ञानायाम पोर्टल भी लोकप्रियता का नया इतिहास रचेगा। ज्ञानायाम के संस्थापक व समन्वयक गिरिराज खैरीवाल ने अब तक के ज्ञानायाम के सफर के बारे में जानकारी देते हुए कहा कि ज्ञानायाम एक शैक्षणिक डिजिटल बुलेटिन है। मात्र पौने दो साल में ही राज्य की लगभग प्रत्येक प्राइवेट स्कूल तक यह बुलेटिन पहुंचने लगा है। इसके अलावा सरकारी शिक्षण संस्थाओं के प्राचार्यों, शिक्षकों तक भी प्रभावी रूप से ज्ञानायाम पहुंच रहा है। शिक्षा विभाग के अधिकारियों व शिक्षा से जुड़े सभी वर्गों तक यह बुलेटिन अपनी पहुंच सतत बढाने में सफल हो रहा है और ज्ञानायाम पोर्टल के माध्यम से भी शिक्षा के क्षेत्र की तमाम तरह की जानकारियां प्रस्तुत की जाती रहेगी। उन्होंने कहा कि पोर्टल शुरू हो जाने से शिक्षा क्षेत्र में नवाचारों के साथ नई क्रांति लाने का यह अद्भुत मिशन और बेहतर तरीके आगे बढ़ सकेगा। इस अवसर पर वरिष्ठ पत्रकार भवानीशंकर जोशी, जिला शिक्षा अधिकारी (माध्यमिक शिक्षा), सुरेंद्र सिंह भाटी, अतिरिक्त जिला शिक्षा अधिकारी (माध्यमिक शिक्षा), सुनील बोड़ा, अल्का डोली पाठक, पत्रकार पवन भोजक एवं डॉ अभय सिंह टाक इत्यादि ने भी अपने अपने विचारों की अभिव्यक्ति देते हुए ज्ञानायाम पोर्टल के उज्ज्वल भविष्य की मंगल कामनाएं दी। *इन्होंने किया लोकार्पण* शिक्षामंत्री डॉ बी डी कल्ला, वरिष्ठतम पत्रकार जैन लूनकरण छाजेड़, वरिष्ठ पत्रकार भवानीशंकर जोशी, पत्रकार पवन भोजक, जिला शिक्षा अधिकारी (माध्यमिक शिक्षा), सुरेंद्र सिंह भाटी, अतिरिक्त जिला शिक्षा अधिकारी (माध्यमिक शिक्षा) सुनील बोड़ा, शिक्षाविद लायनेस अल्का डॉली पाठक, शिक्षाविद व पत्रकार डॉ अभय सिंह टाक, समाजसेवी मनोज कुमार खैरीवाल भाजपा किसान मोर्चा के महासचिव दीपक यादव, करुणा इंटरनेशनल संस्था के एज्यूकेशन आफिसर घनश्याम साध, वार्ड पार्षद सुशील सुथार, पूर्व पार्षद व भाजपा नेता शिवकुमार रंगा, सेवानिवृत्त शिक्षाधिकारी प्रदीप कुमार कच्छावा व जेठमल सांखला, विज्ञान एवं प्रौद्योगिकी विभाग के बीकानेर जिला समन्वयक करनीदान कच्छवाह, दवा विक्रेता संघ के सचिव किशन जोशी, अशोक उपाध्याय, तरविंद्र सिंह कपूर, रमेश बालेचा, इंदिरा बालेचा, समाज सेवी योगेश पुरोहित, क्रिकेट प्रशिक्षक सुरेंद्र पुरोहित, समाजसेवी हंसराज बिश्नोई इत्यादि ने किया। इस अवसर पर अनेक सरकारी व गैरसरकारी शिक्षण संस्थाओं के शिक्षक व संचालक उपस्थित थे।

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October 5, 2022
*वॉयस आफ एज्यूकेशन “ज्ञानायाम” डिजिटल बुलेटिन की वेबसाइट www.gyamaayam.com का शिक्षा मंत्री डॉ बी डी कल्ला व वरिष्ठतम पत्रकार जैन लूनकरण छाजेड़ सहित अनेक जनों ने किया
प्रेस विज्ञप्ति *वॉयस आफ एज्यूकेशन “ज्ञानायाम” डिजिटल बुलेटिन की वेबसाइट www.gyamaayam.com का शिक्षा मंत्री डॉ बी डी कल्ला व वरिष्ठतम पत्रकार जैन लूनकरण छाजेड़ सहित अनेक जनों ने किया लोकार्पण* *शिक्षा के क्षेत्र में अद्भुत क्रांति है : ज्ञानायाम* बीकानेर। वॉयस आफ एज्यूकेशन “ज्ञानायाम” डिजिटल बुलेटिन की वेबसाइट www.gyamaayam.com का लोकार्पण करते हुए डॉ बी डी कल्ला ने कहा कि ज्ञानायाम के माध्यम से पहले सप्ताह भर में डिजिटल जानकारी मिलती रही है जो अब इसकी वेबसाइट शुरू हो जाने पर तुरंत मिल सकेगी। उन्होंने कहा कि शिक्षा के साथ साथ सांस्कृतिक विकास हेतु भी ज्ञानायाम प्रतिबद्ध है। डॉ. बी डी कल्ला ने ज्ञानायाम के समन्वयक गिरिराज खैरीवाल को आशीर्वाद देते हुए कहा कि जिस तरह से ज्ञानायाम बुलेटिन ने अल्प समय में ही निष्पक्षता और निडरता के साथ शिक्षा के क्षेत्र में एक्सक्लूसिव जानकारियां प्रकाशित कर एक बेहतरीन मुकाम स्थापित किया है, उससे भी बेहतरीन स्थान ज्ञानायाम का यह पोर्टल हासिल करेगा। वरिष्ठतम पत्रकार जैन लूनकरण छाजेड़ ने अपने संबोधन में कहा कि गिरिराज को शुरू से ही एक्सक्लूसिव खबरों को ढूंढकर उन्हें प्रस्तुत करने का जूनून है। 1997 में नवज्योति में सहायक संवाददाता के रूप में भी ये बेमिसाल जानकारियां ढूंढ ढूंढ कर लाता और पूरी लगन व मेहनत के साथ उनमें खबरीया तत्व तलाशता ही नहीं अपितु विस्मित करने वाली खबरें तैयार करता। यही वजह है कि मात्र एक – दो पृष्ठ के डिजिटल बुलेटिन “ज्ञानायाम” ने केवल 22 महीने की लघु अवधि में ही शिक्षा जगत में पूरे प्रदेश में अपना परचम फहराया है। निश्चित रूप से गिरिराज के नवाचार व क्रांतिकारी कदमों से ज्ञानायाम पोर्टल भी लोकप्रियता का नया इतिहास रचेगा। ज्ञानायाम के संस्थापक व समन्वयक गिरिराज खैरीवाल ने अब तक के ज्ञानायाम के सफर के बारे में जानकारी देते हुए कहा कि ज्ञानायाम एक शैक्षणिक डिजिटल बुलेटिन है। मात्र पौने दो साल में ही राज्य की लगभग प्रत्येक प्राइवेट स्कूल तक यह बुलेटिन पहुंचने लगा है। इसके अलावा सरकारी शिक्षण संस्थाओं के प्राचार्यों, शिक्षकों तक भी प्रभावी रूप से ज्ञानायाम पहुंच रहा है। शिक्षा विभाग के अधिकारियों व शिक्षा से जुड़े सभी वर्गों तक यह बुलेटिन अपनी पहुंच सतत बढाने में सफल हो रहा है और ज्ञानायाम पोर्टल के माध्यम से भी शिक्षा के क्षेत्र की तमाम तरह की जानकारियां प्रस्तुत की जाती रहेगी। उन्होंने कहा कि पोर्टल शुरू हो जाने से शिक्षा क्षेत्र में नवाचारों के साथ नई क्रांति लाने का यह अद्भुत मिशन और बेहतर तरीके आगे बढ़ सकेगा। इस अवसर पर वरिष्ठ पत्रकार भवानीशंकर जोशी, जिला शिक्षा अधिकारी (माध्यमिक शिक्षा), सुरेंद्र सिंह भाटी, अतिरिक्त जिला शिक्षा अधिकारी (माध्यमिक शिक्षा), सुनील बोड़ा, अल्का डोली पाठक, पत्रकार पवन भोजक एवं डॉ अभय सिंह टाक इत्यादि ने भी अपने अपने विचारों की अभिव्यक्ति देते हुए ज्ञानायाम पोर्टल के उज्ज्वल भविष्य की मंगल कामनाएं दी। *इन्होंने किया लोकार्पण* शिक्षामंत्री डॉ बी डी कल्ला, वरिष्ठतम पत्रकार जैन लूनकरण छाजेड़, वरिष्ठ पत्रकार भवानीशंकर जोशी, पत्रकार पवन भोजक, जिला शिक्षा अधिकारी (माध्यमिक शिक्षा), सुरेंद्र सिंह भाटी, अतिरिक्त जिला शिक्षा अधिकारी (माध्यमिक शिक्षा) सुनील बोड़ा, शिक्षाविद लायनेस अल्का डॉली पाठक, शिक्षाविद व पत्रकार डॉ अभय सिंह टाक, समाजसेवी मनोज कुमार खैरीवाल भाजपा किसान मोर्चा के महासचिव दीपक यादव, करुणा इंटरनेशनल संस्था के एज्यूकेशन आफिसर घनश्याम साध, वार्ड पार्षद सुशील सुथार, पूर्व पार्षद व भाजपा नेता शिवकुमार रंगा, सेवानिवृत्त शिक्षाधिकारी प्रदीप कुमार कच्छावा व जेठमल सांखला, विज्ञान एवं प्रौद्योगिकी विभाग के बीकानेर जिला समन्वयक करनीदान कच्छवाह, दवा विक्रेता संघ के सचिव किशन जोशी, अशोक उपाध्याय, तरविंद्र सिंह कपूर, रमेश बालेचा, इंदिरा बालेचा, समाज सेवी योगेश पुरोहित, क्रिकेट प्रशिक्षक सुरेंद्र पुरोहित, समाजसेवी हंसराज बिश्नोई इत्यादि ने किया। इस अवसर पर अनेक सरकारी व गैरसरकारी शिक्षण संस्थाओं के शिक्षक व संचालक उपस्थित थे।
October 5, 2022
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प्रेस विज्ञप्ति *वॉयस आफ एज्यूकेशन “ज्ञानायाम” डिजिटल बुलेटिन की वेबसाइट www.gyamaayam.com का शिक्षा मंत्री डॉ बी डी कल्ला व वरिष्ठतम पत्रकार जैन लूनकरण छाजेड़ सहित अनेक जनों ने किया लोकार्पण* *शिक्षा के क्षेत्र में अद्भुत क्रांति है : ज्ञानायाम* बीकानेर। वॉयस आफ एज्यूकेशन “ज्ञानायाम” डिजिटल बुलेटिन की वेबसाइट www.gyamaayam.com का लोकार्पण करते हुए डॉ बी डी कल्ला ने कहा कि ज्ञानायाम के माध्यम से पहले सप्ताह भर में डिजिटल जानकारी मिलती रही है जो अब इसकी वेबसाइट शुरू हो जाने पर तुरंत मिल सकेगी। उन्होंने कहा कि शिक्षा के साथ साथ सांस्कृतिक विकास हेतु भी ज्ञानायाम प्रतिबद्ध है। डॉ. बी डी कल्ला ने ज्ञानायाम के समन्वयक गिरिराज खैरीवाल को आशीर्वाद देते हुए कहा कि जिस तरह से ज्ञानायाम बुलेटिन ने अल्प समय में ही निष्पक्षता और निडरता के साथ शिक्षा के क्षेत्र में एक्सक्लूसिव जानकारियां प्रकाशित कर एक बेहतरीन मुकाम स्थापित किया है, उससे भी बेहतरीन स्थान ज्ञानायाम का यह पोर्टल हासिल करेगा। वरिष्ठतम पत्रकार जैन लूनकरण छाजेड़ ने अपने संबोधन में कहा कि गिरिराज को शुरू से ही एक्सक्लूसिव खबरों को ढूंढकर उन्हें प्रस्तुत करने का जूनून है। 1997 में नवज्योति में सहायक संवाददाता के रूप में भी ये बेमिसाल जानकारियां ढूंढ ढूंढ कर लाता और पूरी लगन व मेहनत के साथ उनमें खबरीया तत्व तलाशता ही नहीं अपितु विस्मित करने वाली खबरें तैयार करता। यही वजह है कि मात्र एक – दो पृष्ठ के डिजिटल बुलेटिन “ज्ञानायाम” ने केवल 22 महीने की लघु अवधि में ही शिक्षा जगत में पूरे प्रदेश में अपना परचम फहराया है। निश्चित रूप से गिरिराज के नवाचार व क्रांतिकारी कदमों से ज्ञानायाम पोर्टल भी लोकप्रियता का नया इतिहास रचेगा। ज्ञानायाम के संस्थापक व समन्वयक गिरिराज खैरीवाल ने अब तक के ज्ञानायाम के सफर के बारे में जानकारी देते हुए कहा कि ज्ञानायाम एक शैक्षणिक डिजिटल बुलेटिन है। मात्र पौने दो साल में ही राज्य की लगभग प्रत्येक प्राइवेट स्कूल तक यह बुलेटिन पहुंचने लगा है। इसके अलावा सरकारी शिक्षण संस्थाओं के प्राचार्यों, शिक्षकों तक भी प्रभावी रूप से ज्ञानायाम पहुंच रहा है। शिक्षा विभाग के अधिकारियों व शिक्षा से जुड़े सभी वर्गों तक यह बुलेटिन अपनी पहुंच सतत बढाने में सफल हो रहा है और ज्ञानायाम पोर्टल के माध्यम से भी शिक्षा के क्षेत्र की तमाम तरह की जानकारियां प्रस्तुत की जाती रहेगी। उन्होंने कहा कि पोर्टल शुरू हो जाने से शिक्षा क्षेत्र में नवाचारों के साथ नई क्रांति लाने का यह अद्भुत मिशन और बेहतर तरीके आगे बढ़ सकेगा। इस अवसर पर वरिष्ठ पत्रकार भवानीशंकर जोशी, जिला शिक्षा अधिकारी (माध्यमिक शिक्षा), सुरेंद्र सिंह भाटी, अतिरिक्त जिला शिक्षा अधिकारी (माध्यमिक शिक्षा), सुनील बोड़ा, अल्का डोली पाठक, पत्रकार पवन भोजक एवं डॉ अभय सिंह टाक इत्यादि ने भी अपने अपने विचारों की अभिव्यक्ति देते हुए ज्ञानायाम पोर्टल के उज्ज्वल भविष्य की मंगल कामनाएं दी। *इन्होंने किया लोकार्पण* शिक्षामंत्री डॉ बी डी कल्ला, वरिष्ठतम पत्रकार जैन लूनकरण छाजेड़, वरिष्ठ पत्रकार भवानीशंकर जोशी, पत्रकार पवन भोजक, जिला शिक्षा अधिकारी (माध्यमिक शिक्षा), सुरेंद्र सिंह भाटी, अतिरिक्त जिला शिक्षा अधिकारी (माध्यमिक शिक्षा) सुनील बोड़ा, शिक्षाविद लायनेस अल्का डॉली पाठक, शिक्षाविद व पत्रकार डॉ अभय सिंह टाक, समाजसेवी मनोज कुमार खैरीवाल भाजपा किसान मोर्चा के महासचिव दीपक यादव, करुणा इंटरनेशनल संस्था के एज्यूकेशन आफिसर घनश्याम साध, वार्ड पार्षद सुशील सुथार, पूर्व पार्षद व भाजपा नेता शिवकुमार रंगा, सेवानिवृत्त शिक्षाधिकारी प्रदीप कुमार कच्छावा व जेठमल सांखला, विज्ञान एवं प्रौद्योगिकी विभाग के बीकानेर जिला समन्वयक करनीदान कच्छवाह, दवा विक्रेता संघ के सचिव किशन जोशी, अशोक उपाध्याय, तरविंद्र सिंह कपूर, रमेश बालेचा, इंदिरा बालेचा, समाज सेवी योगेश पुरोहित, क्रिकेट प्रशिक्षक सुरेंद्र पुरोहित, समाजसेवी हंसराज बिश्नोई इत्यादि ने किया। इस अवसर पर अनेक सरकारी व गैरसरकारी शिक्षण संस्थाओं के शिक्षक व संचालक उपस्थित थे।

October 5, 2022
वॉयस आफ एज्यूकेशन “ज्ञानायाम” डिजिटल बुलेटिन की वेबसाइट www.gyamaayam.com का शिक्षा मंत्री डॉ बी डी कल्ला व वरिष्ठतम पत्रकार जैन लूनकरण छाजेड़ सहित अनेक जनों ने किया लोकार्पण

प्रेस विज्ञप्ति *वॉयस आफ एज्यूकेशन “ज्ञानायाम” डिजिटल बुलेटिन की वेबसाइट www.gyamaayam.com का शिक्षा मंत्री डॉ बी डी कल्ला व वरिष्ठतम पत्रकार जैन लूनकरण छाजेड़ सहित अनेक जनों ने किया लोकार्पण* *शिक्षा के क्षेत्र में अद्भुत क्रांति है : ज्ञानायाम* बीकानेर। वॉयस आफ एज्यूकेशन “ज्ञानायाम” डिजिटल बुलेटिन की वेबसाइट www.gyamaayam.com का लोकार्पण करते हुए डॉ बी डी कल्ला ने कहा कि ज्ञानायाम के माध्यम से पहले सप्ताह भर में डिजिटल जानकारी मिलती रही है जो अब इसकी वेबसाइट शुरू हो जाने पर तुरंत मिल सकेगी। उन्होंने कहा कि शिक्षा के साथ साथ सांस्कृतिक विकास हेतु भी ज्ञानायाम प्रतिबद्ध है। डॉ. बी डी कल्ला ने ज्ञानायाम के समन्वयक गिरिराज खैरीवाल को आशीर्वाद देते हुए कहा कि जिस तरह से ज्ञानायाम बुलेटिन ने अल्प समय में ही निष्पक्षता और निडरता के साथ शिक्षा के क्षेत्र में एक्सक्लूसिव जानकारियां प्रकाशित कर एक बेहतरीन मुकाम स्थापित किया है, उससे भी बेहतरीन स्थान ज्ञानायाम का यह पोर्टल हासिल करेगा। वरिष्ठतम पत्रकार जैन लूनकरण छाजेड़ ने अपने संबोधन में कहा कि गिरिराज को शुरू से ही एक्सक्लूसिव खबरों को ढूंढकर उन्हें प्रस्तुत करने का जूनून है। 1997 में नवज्योति में सहायक संवाददाता के रूप में भी ये बेमिसाल जानकारियां ढूंढ ढूंढ कर लाता और पूरी लगन व मेहनत के साथ उनमें खबरीया तत्व तलाशता ही नहीं अपितु विस्मित करने वाली खबरें तैयार करता। यही वजह है कि मात्र एक – दो पृष्ठ के डिजिटल बुलेटिन “ज्ञानायाम” ने केवल 22 महीने की लघु अवधि में ही शिक्षा जगत में पूरे प्रदेश में अपना परचम फहराया है। निश्चित रूप से गिरिराज के नवाचार व क्रांतिकारी कदमों से ज्ञानायाम पोर्टल भी लोकप्रियता का नया इतिहास रचेगा। ज्ञानायाम के संस्थापक व समन्वयक गिरिराज खैरीवाल ने अब तक के ज्ञानायाम के सफर के बारे में जानकारी देते हुए कहा कि ज्ञानायाम एक शैक्षणिक डिजिटल बुलेटिन है। मात्र पौने दो साल में ही राज्य की लगभग प्रत्येक प्राइवेट स्कूल तक यह बुलेटिन पहुंचने लगा है। इसके अलावा सरकारी शिक्षण संस्थाओं के प्राचार्यों, शिक्षकों तक भी प्रभावी रूप से ज्ञानायाम पहुंच रहा है। शिक्षा विभाग के अधिकारियों व शिक्षा से जुड़े सभी वर्गों तक यह बुलेटिन अपनी पहुंच सतत बढाने में सफल हो रहा है और ज्ञानायाम पोर्टल के माध्यम से भी शिक्षा के क्षेत्र की तमाम तरह की जानकारियां प्रस्तुत की जाती रहेगी। उन्होंने कहा कि पोर्टल शुरू हो जाने से शिक्षा क्षेत्र में नवाचारों के साथ नई क्रांति लाने का यह अद्भुत मिशन और बेहतर तरीके आगे बढ़ सकेगा। इस अवसर पर वरिष्ठ पत्रकार भवानीशंकर जोशी, जिला शिक्षा अधिकारी (माध्यमिक शिक्षा), सुरेंद्र सिंह भाटी, अतिरिक्त जिला शिक्षा अधिकारी (माध्यमिक शिक्षा), सुनील बोड़ा, अल्का डोली पाठक, पत्रकार पवन भोजक एवं डॉ अभय सिंह टाक इत्यादि ने भी अपने अपने विचारों की अभिव्यक्ति देते हुए ज्ञानायाम पोर्टल के उज्ज्वल भविष्य की मंगल कामनाएं दी। *इन्होंने किया लोकार्पण* शिक्षामंत्री डॉ बी डी कल्ला, वरिष्ठतम पत्रकार जैन लूनकरण छाजेड़, वरिष्ठ पत्रकार भवानीशंकर जोशी, पत्रकार पवन भोजक, जिला शिक्षा अधिकारी (माध्यमिक शिक्षा), सुरेंद्र सिंह भाटी, अतिरिक्त जिला शिक्षा अधिकारी (माध्यमिक शिक्षा) सुनील बोड़ा, शिक्षाविद लायनेस अल्का डॉली पाठक, शिक्षाविद व पत्रकार डॉ अभय सिंह टाक, समाजसेवी मनोज कुमार खैरीवाल भाजपा किसान मोर्चा के महासचिव दीपक यादव, करुणा इंटरनेशनल संस्था के एज्यूकेशन आफिसर घनश्याम साध, वार्ड पार्षद सुशील सुथार, पूर्व पार्षद व भाजपा नेता शिवकुमार रंगा, सेवानिवृत्त शिक्षाधिकारी प्रदीप कुमार कच्छावा व जेठमल सांखला, विज्ञान एवं प्रौद्योगिकी विभाग के बीकानेर जिला समन्वयक करनीदान कच्छवाह, दवा विक्रेता संघ के सचिव किशन जोशी, अशोक उपाध्याय, तरविंद्र सिंह कपूर, रमेश बालेचा, इंदिरा बालेचा, समाज सेवी योगेश पुरोहित, क्रिकेट प्रशिक्षक सुरेंद्र पुरोहित, समाजसेवी हंसराज बिश्नोई इत्यादि ने किया। इस अवसर पर अनेक सरकारी व गैरसरकारी शिक्षण संस्थाओं के शिक्षक व संचालक उपस्थित थे।

October 5, 2022
Mobile Google CEO Promises 11 Daydream-compatible phones

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July 25, 2017
Mayors agree, Congress should invest in affordable housing

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July 25, 2017
Ford’s 2018 Mustang GT can do 0-to-60 mph in under 4 seconds

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July 25, 2017
9 Celebrities who have spoken out about being photoshopped

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July 25, 2017
Congress rolls out ‘Better Deal,’ new economic agenda

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July 25, 2017